Fresh from the desk of Carl Wolfe. Enjoy!
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now, what to feed it?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
One nice thing about egoists: they don’t talk about other people.
How are there self-help groups?
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Here’s a sermon for ya! Thanks for sharing @admaust
Though, if pressed, I define myself as a post-liberal Christian and, if I’m not careful, probably talk a little like the punk in the fish-bonz tee, I find this satire of hipster Christianity hilarious!
By the way, has anyone made an xtrranormal video? If so, why don’t you post a link in the comments. I thought about making a video once but, for some reason, it seems like it can only be used for satirical pieces. Alas, I’m just not creative enough.