Wanderings of an Aimless Mind

Fresh from the desk of Carl Wolfe. Enjoy!

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now, what to feed it?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

One nice thing about egoists: they don’t talk about other people.

How are there self-help groups?

If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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  1. Wentra

    You are right about buffalo wings. Also, HAMburger tastes like ground beef. Strange…….

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