Fresh from the desk of Carl Wolfe. Enjoy!
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now, what to feed it?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
One nice thing about egoists: they don’t talk about other people.
How are there self-help groups?
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?